Where am I? What is this place? Doesn't look like familiar at all... There's something weird going on...
Tseng? Reno? Rude? Are you here?
*sigh* This is frustrating...

Elena sighs and leans out over the grass
"it's been so quiet lately.... too quiet....I miss my Turk duties..."
She took out her Tseng plushie and squeezed it "I wish you were here, Tseng...."

*Trying on dresses at the mall dressing room. Some of them wedding dresses...."

*sits alone, wearing prom dress and sloppy makeup, still a bird, crying*
*hugs plushie of her beloved boss*
At least I still have you, Mr. Tseng...

*In the petting zoo, hugging baby goats*

AAAWWW! Youre so CUTE!!!

*having a tea party.... with her plushies*
You want another cookie, Mr Tseng? ^^

*Is at the ice cream store, hoping to find some relief after the chaos at the cafe*
Yum! double chocolate cookie dough!^^

It's always nice to have new devices like this! ^^

Attention! If anyone has any information concerning these creature attacks, please let me, or any other member of the Turks! It is very important!

Thank you.

I need to get out of this place... it's causing...things... to happen...

I've turned into a bird! *sobs* I'm covered in feathers and I've got wings and talons and a beak and I think worms taste great....And the transformation really hurt too! I look hideous....and someone had the idea of putting a big nest in my room...
*sigh* I wonder if this is punishment for me choosing a career involving espionage and assasination....


So.... How is everyone else handling this situation?

What's going on?
I was doing an investigation in the woods, and I came upon this tree with a pumpkin on it, and I fell into the tree, and the next thing I know, I'm in a graveyard! And there are ghosts and zombies! Real ones!!!
I'm scared....

Plus there's an unsual prickly feeling on my skin...